Zola is the world's greatest cat! And I'm not biased just because I'm her human. Read on and see if you don't think she's deserving of the title.

Zola's accomplishments start when she went to Harvard and recieved her medical degree in only two weeks. Yes, that's right, in only 14 days she completed the course of study and graduated at the top of her class.

After getting her degree, Zola got an itch to travel and joined the Merchant Marines, where she was quickly promoted to captain. While most marines thought this was great, there were some who didn't like having a cat as their captain and they attempted mutiny. Luckily, Zola and the other Marines rallied together and kept the ship from being taken over. After that, everyone settled into having a kitty captain and it was smooth sailing.

While Zola traveled around the world, she picked up the skill of alligator wrestling. She never explained how she acquired the skill but she's known as one of the best 'gator wrestlers in the world. This lead the U.S. Olympic Alligator Wrestling Team to ask her to be their coach and pass her skill on to Olympic bound 'gator wrestlers. She accepted the job and had a great time teaching her techniques and secrets and, as a result, the US won the gold! Zola was asked to stay as coach but she felt it was time to move on.

After the coaching position, Zola took time off to write a book on html. She was dissappointed by the books being published on the subject so she wrote her own. Zola's book recieved high acclaim and she then worked as a consultant, helping companies implement web technology into business.

Zola's now doing activist work to fight against the threat of making catnip illegal. Calling on her medical degree, Zola has done studies that show catnip is not addictive and is benificial for cats. Zola enjoys a wiff o' nip in the evening, which provides hours of fun and enjoyment.

For those interested, Zola recommends Cosmic Catnip and scratchers, as well as Nutro cat food, especially since Nutro is one of the few cat foods that doesn't use skanky meat by-products or dyes.