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My humour page was gone for a while but I've decided to bring it back. I was developing a habit of copying really funny emails here but I had complaints that I was posting copyrighted material. I have removed the content that was generating these complaints and I would only point out that I had my pages up before the copyright paperwork had been filed in some cases.

I hope you enjoy what's here. Please e-mail me at english@spiritone.com with complaints.

• AOL CDs
  We all have a few we don't want. Here's a list of things to do with them.
• Lines from Star Wars™
  I've lost the original e-mail, but someone suggested replacing key words from lines with "pants" to give this great series a new twist.
• Lines from The Matrix™
  Not being able to leave well enough alone I decided to try the same thing with The Matrix™.