D & N Enterprises stands for David and Nancy Enterprises for the moment. We really don't have anything going for us in terms of our own business. At some point in our lives we will probably come across something that we'll spend our valuable time at. Who knows, David might take a writing class and write the centuries best novel. Now, seeing as I've kept your interest so far, let me identify a few areas of potential interest we have;

NANCY'S BOUQUETS FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE:

This is a small flower shop that inputs into our data base your name, date your wanting a bouquet, the types of flowers etc. for that particular person, who that person is and the colors they like, the special/important occasion, your work number, your home number, how you want to pay etc. This data bank would flag Nancy at least a week in advance of this occasion, should it occur again, and she'd give you a call(surprised yet?) reminding you that you need to do something. Nancy's customer service orientation through her service is extraordinaire and you'll never have to be embarrassed again when that special occasion has come and gone and you've done nothing.

DAVE'S GOURMET FISH EATERIES

Potentially a fine gourmet restaurant where the customer is always right. We place a fresh flower on each beautifully set table daily, the waitresses and waiters are always pleasant and your good taste is what we endeavor to satisfy. The menu is simple, it includes the freshest fish dishes around and the pricing for each dish is given as a range. i.e. fresh blue pacific ocean ling cod $12.50 to 18.50. YOU decide what you wish to pay based on the service provided--no questions asked. On the way out, we give you a coupon for two complimentary glasses of house wine on your next visit with us.

GARDENING WITH DEER

A brand new product should be released soon. This environmentally safe product will allow you to grow a garden in those rural areas where deer tend to enjoy your garden before you do. If it works, just send me some money.

Purchase one waterproof radio, one twin floodlight with sensor that allows the light to come on with movement. Attach light assembly on a pole, stick the radio electrical cord into one outlet turned on and dialed into your worst hard rock station. Then screw a flood light into the other. Place this strategically in your garden so that when the light comes on it lights up most of the garden. Plug this whole thing into an electrical outlet somewhere.

Now, when those pesky deer come around at night, the motion sensor detects them, turns on the light and the radio comes on instantly with the worst hard rock station blaring. Poof, the deer jump away, never to come back unless they develop a taste for hard rock music.

This is just a test. dw