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Stick to small talk and leave the flattery to him. Your moon is somewhere in the house near a pub. Go, and find it quickly. And have a pint while you're there!
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Don't get so distressed if the good life won't arrive. You were never too good with numbers anyway. Taurus was always a pretty worthless starsign, anyway!
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How are you going to pass the time of day, in your beautiful empty shell? You might try by asking a friend over.
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You're the perfect Dels fan: a crab. And, I don't think I've ever seen a soul so in despair! Find a barstool, and reflect on your past romances.
| Just like a bin full of tissues, your lovelife needs some high times. If you can manage, buy Don't Come Home Too Soon, and take its advice. Don't go home too soon.
| If you know who Ginger Baker is, the Libra reading also applies to you. Keep your umbrella handy, it'll never rain on some other sucker's parade when you need it to.
| If your world is full of strangers, and you've wasted your 3 wishes, it's time to do something about it. Take Celine Dion's advice : get a nose job.
| Your love of sports is eclipsed only by the big hair on the girl in front of you. To some people, the 80's just won't die!
| You've had your downfall; you're still the last to know; and love's 3 little words leaves you with a fever of 102 f. Don't sweat it. You'll die soon, and it'll all be over.
| Capricorn sounds like "candycorn" which tastes like sweet chalk and sweet talk is available for 3.99 a minute. So, it's really not worth much.
| You've had a song written about Aquarius... isn't that enough?? You want more?? Okay, you're greedy, too.
| The answer is: The oven. The question is: What is the last thing a Pisces? You have no sense of humour. See a doctor, and eat more yolks.
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